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Lean the F*ck Out

Talia thinks it is a bitter, acerbic takedown of rampant hustle culture. Her editor says it is a “breezy, joyful manifesto.” Who’s right? I don’t know; you should find out for yourself!

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What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today (co-written with Jared Bilski), McSweeney’s most-read article of May 2024

A Day in the Life of Today’s Parent, as Imagined by Grandparents, McSweeney’s 3rd most-read article of January 2024

Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money, McSweeney’s 11th most-read article of 2023

How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family (co-written with Jeff Bender), McSweeney’s 8th most-read article of 2023

How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail, McSweeney’s 5th most-read article of 2023

Are You Doing Something Very Ordinary in Real Life or Unraveling at the Brink of a Mental Breakdown in a Movie?, McSweeney’s, chosen as a “best of the week” by the Newsletter of Humorous Writing

Why I, The Real Estate Novelist From “Piano Man,” Never Had Time For A Wife (co-written with Jeff Bender), Slackjaw, reprinted in The Funny Times

Sophie B. Needs To Grow The Fuck Up And Admit That Santa Is Real, Slackjaw

Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas, McSweeney’s, chosen as a “best of the week” by the Newsletter of Humorous Writing

Bruce Springsteen Lyrics that Hit Differently as I Age (co-written with Jeff Bender), reprinted in Reader’s Digest

Don’t Cross Me Because I Will Get My Revenge by Being Marginally Less Pleasant the Next Time We Meet, McSweeney’s, chosen as a “best of the week” by the Newsletter of Humorous Writing

Contract Rider for My Appearance at Your Upcoming Party, The Belladonna

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says about the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today (co-written with Jared Bilski), McSweeney’s 10th most-read article of 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?, McSweeney’s 5th most-read article of 2021

If Everyone Did Their Jobs Like the IRS (co-written with Nick Morgan), Weekly Humorist, chosen as a Weekly Humorist “best of 2021”

Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March Madness: Key Matchups in the NCAA Little Women Tournament, McSweeney’s

You Can Skip the First Few Seasons of Your Child’s Life, Because It Doesn’t Really Get Good Until Season 6, McSweeney’s, reprinted in Embrace the Merciless Joy: The McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Guide to Raising Small, Medium, and Large Children

Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing, McSweeney’s

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About the author

Talia Argondezzi has written for McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and many other places, because she is a middle child and it’s the only way she could think of to get her parents’ attention. She teaches at Ursinus College. Her friend’s baby is cropped out of this picture. She’ll get around to having a real author photo taken soon.

a photo of the author's face. she looks sheepish